String Quartets
Newbies are best advised to start out with the fried jiaozi ("Look, pot stickers, honey!") and various noodle dishes.
Many a fried cake and stuffed pastry could delight a gym teacher from Peoria, but just as many have fillings that would make him hear backwards adventurous string quartets. Unless he has a beer or four, after which frogs on sticks might not seem such a bad idea. Silkworms on a stick?
Maybe next time.

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